me too, being more of a boat guy I have tried to think of a name that works for my situation....
slippery when running (because of the leaky oil drippings)
avert your eyes
man cave on wheels
mission from GOD (name the movie)
the office (hunny I'm heading out to the office, back...whenever)
The land roaming TITANIC
I do have a boat called ''Crapp floats'' So why not have ''Crapp rolls''?
How about MCI ~ My Cranium Injury
a couple of sidenotes here....
I had a 5hp lawn mower when I was 7yrs old, that I drove around the neighborhood. It got named by others ''The Bullsh!t Express''. It even had a set of bull steer horns on it. Later I named my 1983 3/4 4x4 pickup truck that same name but with a full steer skull on it. I improved on it with these Cordoba turning lights in the eyes, so as to have it light up at night.
I use to have a sign on the back window of my camper that read '' Wanted - overnight guest, knock and apply inside,'' Going down the road and having people come up on passing me. I could see them reading the sign. So I'd sit back a bit in the seat, watching the girl passengers tryin to look over. I got a few smiles and laughs. It was fun and made the boring part of the road trip more entertaining.